This is a quiz by Kieron!!! I hope I don't insult anyone!!!
Rules: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people and leave them a comment, informing them that they had been tagged. Then copy the "How to" Letter MEME and finish your Journal entry.
->How you do the Letter MEME:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal)
I don't really know how to tell you this but___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-your name-
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue -Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
(Black - I dislike you)
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The marfia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with my sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February -Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I trip on sesame seeds
May - First of May
(June - When you put cuffs on me)
July - When I threw up
Ausgust - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
(Pasta - Outside of Chicago)
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - with Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Grey - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee
(Barefoot - Sit on)
Other - Drive out
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
(Black - My best friend)
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen-pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
(Simpsons - Cowardly)
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
(Excited - That there is no solution to this.)
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
(White - Your ring)
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Varder-posters
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
(K/L - Your left ear)
M/N - Your suicide
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal records
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never open mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
(M/N - Told in my confession today about)
O/P - was interviewed by the Time about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think about
U/V - Always will try will forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - a new life as a clone
(Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo)
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - a passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go to on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your ever-lasting enemy
Australia - Greeting to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
(Other - Greetings to your freaky family)
Letter MEME:
Dear Kieron Gabriel,
I really don't know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your camping car and I saw you sit on my fart balloon. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I felt. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep my common sense as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked about our relationship.
Best Regards,
Ooi Jun Ming
Tagger:
1. Boon Kiat
2. Anyone
Do not believe what is wrote here. It is not true!!